This Side of Lost

Accent: Not much, a little Minnesotan sometimes (especially on my O's).
Booze: I'm learning. Still not that interested in beer or wine, but I enjoy a Cap and coke, amaretto sours and the occasional shot of bourbon.
Chore I Hate: Washing dishes. Gag me.
Dog or Cat: Robert and Angus, the cutest monkeys ever!!!!1
Essential Electronics: My watch, the computer. My phone, to a lesser degree.
Favorite Cologne(s): No thanks.
Gold or Silver: Well, my cross necklace, my earring and my wedding band are all silver, so I guess that answers that.
Hagiography: (The meme was missing an H entry when I grabbed it, so I added this one. Feel free to change it to something more conventional, if you like.) All this Barry Bonds coverage by ESPN is getting pretty close to one, if you ask me.
Insomnia: No way. I get up too early to suffer from that.
Job Title: Autobot Commander.
Kids: None yet.
Living arrangements: A non-descript two bedroom apartment with my wife.
Most admirable trait: A sense of perspective.
Number of sexual partners: What is this, a physical?
Overnight hospital stays: None that I can recall.
Phobias: None, really. I don't like bugs that much, but I wouldn't call it a phobia.
Quote: I'll tell you my least favorite: "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." SERIOUSLY -- who still thinks that's funny?
Religion: The more liberal of the Lutherans.
Siblings: An older sister and a younger sister.
Time I wake up: Between 6-7 am.
Unusual talent or skill: I can juggle three balls pretty consistently.
Vegetable I refuse to eat: It takes a lot to get me to refuse food. But I'll usually pass on artichokes if offered.
Worst habit: Mouth breathing. I have a perfectly good nose, so why don't I use it?
X-rays: That's the lamest X word possible. Ben recently provided ten better ones, so let's try something different, eh? Xiphoid-shaped object: My letter opener.
Yummy foods I make: Oh, man, you name it -- excellent stir-frys out of the leftovers in the crisper, a broad repertoire of bean-and-grain dishes to satisfy the hungriest vegetarian (and provide leftovers for tomorrow), and I can follow most recipes with ruthless efficiency. Try my Beans w/Pesto Bulgur and Impromptu Peanut & Soy Sauce Stir-fry. I'm not as good as some people I know though (*cough cough* Mari).
Zodiac sign: Cancer, whatever that means, because zodiac signs are bogus.